"It doesn't even matter what you think. You know why, jagoff? Cause I'm famous. I am on every major operating system since Microsoft fucking Bob. I'm in your signs. I'm in your browsers. I'm in your instant messengers. I'm not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery.

Enough of this bullshit. I'm gonna go get hammered with Papyrus."

"If you've ever been lucky enough to see a hole-punch cloud form in the afternoon sky (above), you'd be forgiven for thinking a UFO landed somewhere near by. But according to a new study, the clouds form when much more pedestrian flying objects -- turboprop and jet airplanes -- fly through and change water droplets into ice crystals.

Droplets in many clouds exist in a strange supercooled state; they can be as cold as -34 degrees C (-35 degrees F), well below freezing, and yet remain in liquid form. When airplanes come cruising through, they can cause a quick drop in temperature that freezes the droplets. Suddenly the cloud is populated by ice crystals. Droplets begin condensing around them in a chain reaction and then -- poof! -- a hole of blue sky appears where fluffy white cloud had been.

Where does the water and ice go? It falls to Earth, either as snow or rain -- sometimes a fair amount of it. "

"The constant background drone of the horns may not deafen TV viewers thousands of miles away, but it has outraged plenty of them. The BBC, hit with several hundred complaints, is already considering the broadcast of a "vuvuzela free" version of the World Cup matches, but geeks who aren't willing to wait can filter the noise today.

The easiest method costs ?2.95. Vuvuzela haters can visit antivuvuzelafilter.com, plunk down their cash, and download a 45-minute MP3 file. This must be played back during each half of a football match, preferably from a speaker right next to the television, and the "specially designed Vuvuzela noise-cancellation sound is a wave with the same amplitude but with inverted phase to the original sound." In other words, you get active noise cancellation."

"Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb. "

How about we don't display windows updates prompts to terminal server users?

Yours grumpily,
Fuzzy.

"It?s hard to belive but all these picture are not photos but pencil drawings. The author of such unbelievable art is 38-year-old graphic artist from Hong Kong Paul Lung. 0.5 mm technical pencil and A2 paper are the only attributes of these masterpieces. He doesn?t use eraser and spends up to 60 hours sketching out his pictures. As he often admits people do not belive him and he has to make videos of his work to prove that these art works are not photographs. Check it by yourself. "